Something about Phoenix calling this ancient artifact a “bad boy” is the funniest thing in the world,
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I’m not anti-technology, I just think there’s something deeply sick about a society where robots make art and children work in factories.
Preliminary Poll 1: Ace Attorney
Vote For Your Favourite Overworked Blorbo!
Dick Gumshoe
Apollo Justice
Miles Edgeworth
Franziska Von Karma
Phoenix Wright
MY PSIIONIC WARRIORS
PROPAGANDA:
franziska deserves to win this. gumshoe is a strong contender, but i am insane about the fact that miles is beating her.
franziska was likely born with an advanced law book in her hands. she was, at one point, the youngest bar-certified lawyer in ace attorney canon, passing her exam at the age of 13. in all canons she is canonically bilingual and works as both an international prosecutor and agent. when her shit ass cringefail brother (miles edgeworth, the guy who is somehow BEATING HER) decided to fake his own death and traumatize all his loved ones because he lacked the emotional intelligence to face his own demons and ask for help, it is heavily implied that franziska took his case load.
starting at age 13 franziska had a perfect win streak in court that lasted 5 years. after a momentary lapse in this streak she picked it right back up and spent another year racking up even more victories.
in the final case of ace attorney's OG trilogy, bridge to the turnabout, i calculated the exact math to find out that franziska von karma stayed awake for 40+ hours straight, and that is lowballing.
and finally,
in the final case of game 2 franziska was shot, non-fatally, by a trained, hired assassin. for a gunshot wound to the shoulder, the average person would probably be looking at 3-5 days in the hospital (surgery, recovery, blood transfusions if needed, initial physical therapy assessment, and pain control), and 2-3 months to full recovery with physical and occupational therapy. even someone who was really diligent about getting out of the hospital might be able to do it in 2 days and get back to work at a desk job in about 10 days, but it would still be a couple months to full recovery.
franziska was out of that fucking hospital in a day, no doubt because she threatened the nurses and doctors with both legal and physical harm, but more importantly because there was justice to be served. lives on the line.
she left that hospital, jumped into a fucking car, and started chasing down the only lead anyone had left in the case. and then she busted into court with her fucking bullet wound, oh, and just for flair?
THREW THE DOOR OPEN WITH HER INJURED ARM JUST TO FLEX
and literally
LITERALLY
SAVED THE ACTUAL DAY
fuck everyone else and fuck miles edgeworth especially if nothing else i need to make my followers who don't know shit about ace attorney recognize that she deserves this
THE PROSECUTION (WILL FUCKING DIE BEFORE SHE) RESTS
GUYS PLEASE REBLOG EVEN IF YOU AREN'T INTO ACE ATTORNEY AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS I BELIEVE WITH YOUR POWER FRANZISKA CAN STILL WIN
wait what? the fuck? this is the first time I'm hearing about this. christians have a Make New Minecraft World event?
man what the fuck?
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
I think people’s aversion to QPPs is because they don’t understand it because it’s hard to explain, but you probably couldn’t put the difference between friends and partners into words either
So just…trust it’s not for you and move on
It’s literally just cultural Marxism we are just doing cultural Marxism again the right have not had an original idea in the last 100 years, they’ll be repackaging the texts of the elders of Zion again any day now
in case anyone’s not familiar, the above is referencing antisemitic rhetoric.
"Woke" also is an AAVE word which originally described the concept of keeping your eyes open and remaining watchful of dangers to your community while said predatory factors thought you were sleeping. The concept of "staying woke" began within Black communities as a survival tactic following slavery and throughout segregation and the turmoil that lead to the Civil Rights movement.
Unsurprisingly white people co-opted the term, twisted and bastardized it beyond recognition, and now use it to deride things they view as too much against the status quo.
Remember, anti-blackness 🤝 antisemitism 🤝 white supremacy.
The Jews are to blame The Blacks are the symptom. Again and again and again.
There is a reason time and again that I do not trust anyone who criticizes something as being "too woke" or "fake woke". You are using the language of those who want to exterminate people like me off the face of the planet. If you are not black I do not want to hear you say anything about wokeness.